Is Anthropogenic CO2 To Blame For Increase In Women’s Breasts?

It’s a scandal! There are 760 “things caused by global warming” on Numberwatch, and not even one of them makes the obvious connection between the observed decadal increase in average bra size, and the vast amounts of greenhouse gases we humans have been pumping in the atmosphere for decades.

Who knows…perhaps somebody out there will try to score a “Cello Scrotum” against Nature or Science, or boobs (rather than tits of all sorts) will contribute to the IPCC AR5…

0 Replies to “Is Anthropogenic CO2 To Blame For Increase In Women’s Breasts?”

  1. I personally believe the increase in bra size is purely down to growth hormones fed to the animals that gets into our food chain , blame McDonalds for the size of the baps. 🙂

  2. Some would, no doubt, say that a lot more hands-on research is called for, before the link between global warming and average bra size is fully established.

  3. Well, we do find bigger boobs in the AGW camp, so maybe there is something to this?

    Hopefully, MM will keep us abreast of any further developments.

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