Palin For President

There are two things going for Sarah Palin. Apart from a following among middle-aged men that is (doesn’t look like the typical grandma, does she).

One, “Sarah Palin” has been portrayed such a mindless idiot, she’ll earn points just by reading the time right, out of a talking clock. There is a great advantage in lowering expectations.

Two, she’ll have a very easy time convincing people that it’s the Press that paints her in a negative light. So during a campaign, if there’ll be a campaign, she will describe all of her faux-pas and gaffes as “don’t listen to that, it’s just the evil Press”. Even the real faux-pas and gaffes, that is.

IOW on all fronts she will be able to say or do anything without fear of losing score with anybody in the electorate (unless she’s photographed kicking a puppy or slapping her mom). Every additional day will be a day with more supporters.

It’s developing in the classical shoo-in…

Obama Vince Il Novel Per La Pace 2009

Oslo, 9 Ottobre (MNN) – L’incessante menzionare del termine “pace” da parte del Presidente USA Barack Obama e’ stato premiato con il Novel per la Pace 2009. “No, non e’ un errore fatto alla tastiera da qualcuno troppo stanco un Venerdi’ sera“, ha detto una fonte anonima. “Il fatto e’ che preferiamo premiare un futuro pieno di speranze piuttosto che un passato pieno di rimorsi“.

In altre notizie: i blogger di tutto il mondo sono contentissimi oggi di sapere che, per intascarsi un milione di dollari e piu’, tutto quello che bisogna fare e’…parlare!

Novel Peace Prize 2009

Oslo, October 9 (MNN) – U.S. President Barack Obama incessant mentioning of the word “peace” has been rewarded with this year’s Novel Peace Prize. “No, it’s not a mistake by a person hitting the wrong key at his laptop on a Friday night,” said an anonymous source. “The Committee simply decided it was time to reward the possible future, as it looks so much better than the actual past“.

In other news: bloggers all around the world are rejoicing. Now they know, all it takes to bag over a million dollars, is to talk about nice things.