Categories
Twitter

Tom Cruise is filming in London the movie “Mission:Impossible RODENT ATTACK” where fluffy bunnies hold the world’s parsnips hostage to hitch a ride to Mars – the carrot-coloured planet. Previous draft “SAFE&SOUND IN SADIQ’S LONDON” got rejected as too implausible. https://t.co/DTlYSF8459



from Twitter https://twitter.com/omnologos

Categories
Twitter

At 652pm last night a group of 5 or 6 men entered St Paul’s underground station -maskless, they paid nothing by tailgating through the barriers. At least 2 @TfL personnel found it very funny and virtually high-fived the group. In other news: @SadiqKhan ‘s London is a lawless joke



from Twitter https://twitter.com/omnologos