BREAKING The United Nations Security Council has declared that licking a letter’s envelope shut is now a crime against humanity. A decision is also expected shortly about the gravity of sending used handkerchiefs to Macron and Trudeau.

BREAKING

The United Nations Security Council has declared that licking a letter's envelope shut is now a crime against humanity. A decision is also expected shortly about the gravity of sending used handkerchiefs to Macron and Trudeau.

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