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Weather Men Get the Better of Naughty Girl

Peculiar story from Dr Joe Sobel’s US Weather blog at Accuweather:

The AccuWeather Forensic Team has worked on thousands of very interesting cases over the years. Most of them involve slip and falls, automobile, marine or aviation accidents and damage to buildings caused by wind, rain or snow, but every now and then a unique and different case comes along. One such case awhile back involved a divorce dispute.

What, you ask, could weather have to do with a divorce? Well in this case our couple was obviously not getting along very well and one night, after a prolonged argument, the wife threw the husband out of the house. Not only did she throw him out of the house, but she also took all of his stuff … electronics, clothing, correspondence, etc and piled it up in the backyard. That night it allegedly rained and all of the stuff outside was ruined, amounting to tens of thousands of dollars of damage. The husband’s attorney smelled a rat and called the AccuWeather Forensic Team and asked us to determine how much it really rained that night. Well, we gathered all of the weather observations from all of the surrounding weather stations and we also looked at Doppler radar and highly detailed lightning strike data to fill in the holes between the weather stations. We needed to do that to make sure we wouldn’t miss an isolated thunderstorm that might not have shown up at the weather observation stations. As it turned out … it didn’t rain a drop at the site in question that night and the wife had quite literally “hosed” her husband. She took the garden hose and thoroughly soaked all of his stuff!!! Our report went a long way to helping the husband receive a favorable judgement in this case.

Cambiamento Climatico Catastrofismo Clima Conferenza Nazionale sui Cambiamenti Climatici Italiano Politica

Conseguenze Pratiche delle Paure Climatiche

(commento al blog sull’IHT “Benvenuti nella nuova Era Nucleare“)

Vediamo se ho capito bene…finora, le uniche conseguenze pratiche di tutto il casino fatto intorno ai presunti, futuri cambiamenti climatici sono state:

(1) Il trasferimento di miliardi di euro dai contribuenti UE alle multinazionali del petrolio e dell’energia, grazie allo Schema di Compravendita delle Emissioni

(2) Un enorme incremento di sussidi all’agricoltura per spronare la coltivazione del granturco (nonostante sia ben noto l’estrazione di carburante dal granturco sia ecologicamente peggiore di quella dal petrolio)

(3) Un sostanziale aumento dei prezzi specialmente per popolazioni molto povere, in molte parti del mondo (visto che il prezzo del granturco e della soya sono aumentati)

(4) Il ritorno di una industria nucleare che prosperera’ grazie a garanzie (soldi) statali, e produrra’ montagne di scorie radioattive che nessuno sa ancora come gestire


Se quanto sopra dovrebbe essere il mondo “piu’ pulito, piu’ verde” come ci viene detto, allora preferisco averlo sporco e marroncino, grazie!